Have you seen the reports about the newly created “Bionic Man,” actually a robot assembled with a variety of state-of-the-art artificial organs? They include mechanical kidneys and a heart, as well as ear and eye parts. Of course, there is no brain, which makes the story fascinating because they have re-created a member of the United States Congress (except, the machine has a heart).
The human cyborg’s name might be Rep. Gerry Mander, elected from a district newly created by a GOP state legislature to provide a safe haven for the party by lumping together a population that reflects far-right thinking. Voters choose the candidate who they believe will go to Washington and do whatever it takes to stand up against abortion and for guns. What really unites this electorate is their divisive loathing of Barack Obama.
So the congressman doesn’t have to worry about the nationwide scorn heaped upon him because he refuses to budge on positions that threaten the country’s strength and standing in the world. All he has to concern himself with is the rigid hatred in his own “Mander” precinct back home. In fact, the only thing he has to be nervous about is being perceived as a traitor to the cause if he succumbs to the pressure to be reasonable. If that happened, the tea party and other zealots would turn on him. What the hard-liners giveth, the hard-liners taketh away.
So Gerry is one of a gang of militants who are unmovable, unswayed by the evidence that their positions could be ruinous. Their priority is sticking it to President Obama and, of course, getting re-elected.
They couldn’t care less about the suffering they cause. If children go hungry, that’s just tough. If the sick cannot get treatment, they’re on their own. The manipulators are not willing to allow their puppets, like Congressman Mander, to pass laws that would regulate their most egregious behavior or require them to pay their fair share in taxes.
Suddenly, though, they realize that they might have created a monster. Mander and his other marauders have gotten uppity and refuse to listen as the big-money people who paid for their election tell them to back off. This paralysis is bad for business, so the wealthy actually are talking about looking for new patsies. If that happens, maybe those safe districts might not be so safe for the Manders anymore. The voters would have to choose between narrow economic interests and narrow-mindedness.
How sad this all is. The beautiful concepts outlined in our Constitution have been distorted. Remember that most of them were the product of compromise, which has been twisted into a pejorative. James Madison wrote: “You must enable the government to control the governed and in the next place, oblige it to control itself.” Unfortunately, things are out of control. We’ve turned things over to those select mindless automatons whose programming is limited. Push a button, and they utter a sound bite. Another one will get them to try to destroy Obamacare. Consequences don’t compute.
Congressman Gerry Mander’s robotic adherence to the passions back home might make him safe in his district, but his actions make him a danger to America.
© 2013 Bob Franken
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